Holy crap, I can't believe I haven't posted anything to this in three friggin' months.
I blame my investment in a Real Touch [review coming, Spoiler: Woahmygod].
Well, also in full disclosure, I started to doubt my ability to do this. I still kinda do. Reviewing things is harder than I expected, and reviewing the non-humpy scenes of porn is even harder. But I will not give up that easily. I found the Blogger app for my phone [review not coming, spoiler: sidekick 4g. better than g1]. So in theory I will start posting things, maybe not even talking in porn things, but just things, on this. Might be fun...
But for now, Let me dust off the cobwebs from this started review of a scene Faye Regan and Dane Cross did for Brazzers.
I don't actually have a title for it, or which of the Brazzers sites hosted it. Huzzah for flying blind!
Oh Faye Regan... How I wish I could love thee. She has so many of the qualities that I love, physically, in a woman. She is a natural ginger, she is ink free, she has those perfect boobs for a sexy LBD, with great legs to stick out of them. But then she opens her mouth... And not just to put a cock into... She always has this attitude of either "I'm too good for this." or "duhhh... what's a penis?" She goes through phases where the only male talent she'll work with is her long time boyfriend (and co-star in this little masturpiece). And something just rubs me the wrong way with her.
Now Dane Cross... ...Yeah, after following him on twitter, I kinda want to slap him in the dick. He's a winier.... He is one of the new crop of good lookin' guys in porn... except when he has his chin strap... but no one looks good with a chin strap.
On with the plot!
We open on Faye becoming annoyed that she has to wear a green dress for her uniform for a new job. The camera fades out and back in on her dressed in it. Damn her for having a job!
She stepped out to her new job which is at what may be the worst bar ever. To give you a mental image, think of a house built in the US in the mid 80's. All white, and gold trim, and glass. Now make that a bar in someone's house. This scene demands that we view this as an authentic Irish pub. Dane works as the bartender and this isn't just any day at an irish pub, it's St. Patrick's Day.
Because this pub is clearly in a house, looks like it was built in the mid 80's, and NOT an awesome Irish pub, it is dead on Faye's first day on the job. There is only one patrian, and he is already sloshed.
Once the guy (that we know Faye won't bang) leaves for the other bar, Dane and Faye get "drunk" on what is either absinthe, or green coolade.
And then the humping.
So really this wasn't as much about me reviewing some vaguely unknown scene, as it was me ranting about my annoyances with Dane Cross and Faye Regan... But I'll leave you with this link to a video they were a part of. It are funny. That makes up for it, right?
I blame my investment in a Real Touch [review coming, Spoiler: Woahmygod].
Well, also in full disclosure, I started to doubt my ability to do this. I still kinda do. Reviewing things is harder than I expected, and reviewing the non-humpy scenes of porn is even harder. But I will not give up that easily. I found the Blogger app for my phone [review not coming, spoiler: sidekick 4g. better than g1]. So in theory I will start posting things, maybe not even talking in porn things, but just things, on this. Might be fun...
But for now, Let me dust off the cobwebs from this started review of a scene Faye Regan and Dane Cross did for Brazzers.
I don't actually have a title for it, or which of the Brazzers sites hosted it. Huzzah for flying blind!
Oh Faye Regan... How I wish I could love thee. She has so many of the qualities that I love, physically, in a woman. She is a natural ginger, she is ink free, she has those perfect boobs for a sexy LBD, with great legs to stick out of them. But then she opens her mouth... And not just to put a cock into... She always has this attitude of either "I'm too good for this." or "duhhh... what's a penis?" She goes through phases where the only male talent she'll work with is her long time boyfriend (and co-star in this little masturpiece). And something just rubs me the wrong way with her.
Now Dane Cross... ...Yeah, after following him on twitter, I kinda want to slap him in the dick. He's a winier.... He is one of the new crop of good lookin' guys in porn... except when he has his chin strap... but no one looks good with a chin strap.
On with the plot!
We open on Faye becoming annoyed that she has to wear a green dress for her uniform for a new job. The camera fades out and back in on her dressed in it. Damn her for having a job!
She stepped out to her new job which is at what may be the worst bar ever. To give you a mental image, think of a house built in the US in the mid 80's. All white, and gold trim, and glass. Now make that a bar in someone's house. This scene demands that we view this as an authentic Irish pub. Dane works as the bartender and this isn't just any day at an irish pub, it's St. Patrick's Day.
Because this pub is clearly in a house, looks like it was built in the mid 80's, and NOT an awesome Irish pub, it is dead on Faye's first day on the job. There is only one patrian, and he is already sloshed.
Once the guy (that we know Faye won't bang) leaves for the other bar, Dane and Faye get "drunk" on what is either absinthe, or green coolade.
And then the humping.
So really this wasn't as much about me reviewing some vaguely unknown scene, as it was me ranting about my annoyances with Dane Cross and Faye Regan... But I'll leave you with this link to a video they were a part of. It are funny. That makes up for it, right?
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