How to Be a Ladies Man

I've spent the better part of my day watching porn and mast--er, doing research for my first entry. I know I have to set this up right and for me there is no better right than a film from the boys at PopPorn.

How To Be a Ladies Man is an older release by the standards of porn, being almost three years old. The beauty of PopPorn is the way that people like Spock Buckton just gets "it."

I think the best place to start with this film is to get the gushing out of the way. I love everything I have seen from the boys at PopPorn. There are times that I wonder if they made their company just for me. The films they make have sex, but the sex seems to be almost an after thought to every story.

Now I don't have a full history, and the wiki isn't overly helpful so I have to run on other formats. In 2009, Spock Buckton came up with an idea for a porn that mixed the PopPorn humor with lots of humping. This idea was "The Spock Buckton Pussy Gettin' Program." This rapidly turned into Zero Tolerance's How To Be A Ladies Man (done by PopPorn) Here's a trailer.

This is based on, not so much an infomercial, but the infomercials shown on sitcoms. Spock, in his almost trademark confidence shows you, the viewer at home, how using his techniques you can be "gettin' pussy every one to five minutes."

As always, PopPorn requires their cast to actually act. The typical porn acting is not in these productions. The worst performance you will see is Bobbi Star looking slightly confused as she stammered through a line that was ment to be stammered through.

...Ok, I'll be honest. Right now it is 1:12 am. My brain is turning into mush. I wanted to do something big for my first review, but I think taking on my favorite porn company has made this difficult. All I want to do is gush about it, but that isn't helpful or insightful. So how about this? Zero Tolerance and PopPorn's film How To Be A Ladies Man is exactly what I think porn should be.

...I haven't put any thought into a rating system, so... uhh... I'll give it three napkins, a phone, and a Vernors can because those are three things currently on my desk.